CAMPING!!


What better way of rekindling ones lust for nature than with the thrilling adventure of camping. Living it rough amongst the enchanted expanse of a forest glade is a sure fire way for a person to truly "find themselves." Miles away from civilisation with nothing but the alluring landscape to hold you back will be an unforgettable, enriching experience in your life. Now before you jump on the bandwagon and run off to some field in the middle of nowhere you should familiarise yourself with the various types of camping...

1. Trailer park/campsites: Your usually guaranteed to have a great time when you choose this style of camping. Girls are more inclined to come with you and there should be plenty of things to do and places to go within the area. Toilet and shower facilities should be available within the complex and drinkable water is usually free, so there's little risk of anyone running dry and being forced to drink their own piss. The down side about pitching a tent within a campsite is that you have to obey their gay ass rules. You cant get drunk off your ass and prance around the site with your pants undone or have the pleasure of capturing your own prey and slaughtering it in honour of the sun god. My advise to anyone going to a campsite this year is to wait until your last day to reek havoc and to leave the place being hated by every member of staff.

2. The great outdoors: This type of camping usually appeals to guys who want to take their manliness to the next level and to test the survival skills they learnt from watching Bear Grylls on Discovery. Its a great feeling being out in the open and one with nature. There's nothing better than setting half the forest on fire to cook weenies or knowing that you don't have to clean up after yourself, but be warned!!! Some douchebag in your group will probably bring along a guitar and expect you to listen to him sing James Blunt all night so have your ipod speakers handy at all times. Also, make sure that you bring enough food to last you the entire trip because in 9/10 cases if a person goes without food for more than 2 days then they will involuntarily resort to cannibalism.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, guys who spend a lot of time alone together naturally open up to each other and express the personal things that are on their minds. Don't get sucked into this trap and contribute to the meaningful conversation at hand because I assure you that one thing will lead to another and things will be taken out of proportion. If you don't stick to the topic of beer, girls and violence then be prepared for you own Brokeback mountain adventure. Also be extremely cautious of Hillbillies because if they see you alone in the woods then they will rape you!!!!!

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