The mis-adventures of Silvio Berlusconi!

               "Better to be fond of beautiful girls than gay" - Silvio Berlusconi

In case you haven't already heard, Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's beloved Prime minister, has gotten himself into a rather titillating situation. At the ripe old age of 74 you would think that Berlusconi's days of crazed debauchery were long over. This could not be further away from the truth!!! Last January the PM was placed under criminal investigation for allegedly having sex with an underage prostitute and for abusing his power by bailing this insanely hot hooker out of jail in October 2010. To respond to this scrotum tightining accusation, Berlusconi hilariously quoted: "I've never paid a woman. I never understood where the satisfaction is when you're missing the pleasure of conquest." Believe it or not there are still some people who think that the media have simply made up this rouse to damage the Italian PM's repretation, but if we take a little look on Berlusconi's past we may be able to take this matter to bed once and for all (no pun intended).

In April 2009, Berlusconi chose young, attractive female candidates with little or no political experience to represent his party in the European Parliament elections. This pissed off his wife Veronica Lario so much that she wrote open letters of complaint stating that it was not likely that her marriage would last. Berlusconi was also fond of attending 18th birthday parties of girls who he had little connection with. His wife soon filed for divorce stating that her husband was not even present at his own son's 18th and that she could not "remain with a man who consorted with minors."

One of Berlusconi's young lady friends, Noemi Letizia revealed to the press that the PM likes it when she calls him "papi" (daddy) and that he promised to take care of her career as showgirl or politician or whatever she opted to pursue. Even though this sounds very suspicious on Berlusconi's behalf, the PM maintained that he never had "spicy" relations with this girl, swearing on his children's heads.

In November 2010, a 17 year old Moroccan prostitute known as Ruby Rubacuori claimed to have been given $10,000 by Berlusconi at parties at his private villas. The girl told prosecutors in Milan that these events were like orgies where Berlusconi and 20 young women performed an African-style ritual known as the "bunga bunga" in the nude. Now far be it from me to come to such henious conclusions, but I'm pretty sure that Berlusconi's days of escorted sexual inablers are over...