Procrastina...........................tion!

Procrastination is like masturbation.  At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself...  


I first decided to write about this exciting topic around 12.30 today during my afternoon lunch of bangers and mash. The college restaurant was particularly busy and I was waiting in the queue for over 10 minutes before the chef asked me whether I'd like a small or large portion of food. Now I had a big breakfast so I wasn't that hungry but since I'd been waiting for so long I decided that I deserved a treat. I got the large portion! The chef then asked me if I wanted curry or gravy over my bangers and mash and I looked at him as if he had two heads. Who the fuck has curry over bangers and mash? I asked for gravy - but not too much.

                               Anyway, back to the topic!!!

Procrastination is about colour coordinating your books, checking your emails, staring out your window, making cups of tea, petting your dog, chasing a fly or daydreaming into space. Its about doing multiple things at once without getting 1 thing done. Even at this very moment I'm more preoccupied with watching the Simpsons and stalking celebrities on Twitter than with writing this post. According to google the only way to stop procrastinating is to dicipline yourself by setting realistic goals and to prioritse everything you do. As for me I'll start to kick the habit as soon as I'm done pairing up my socks.

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